i hear ya sister! i not only don't know how to dress a field moose- i dont what it means? i assume it is a reference to fashion available through a j. peterman catalogue.
First off....never put lipstick on a moose its in bad taste. As for dressing start with hind legs and do one leg at a time. Proceed the way Gov Palin puts on her iron mesh panty hose. As for the blouse that will require a slit on the side so that it may slide easily over the antlers. Then you give the moose refuge so it isnt shot by Ms Palin with her twelve gauge penis envy shotgun........
Author of poetry collection serious red (Cleveland State University Poetry Center, 1996) and a limited edition called queen of cups (Burning Press, 1993). Essays in Ordering the Storm (CSU Poetry Center) and elsewhere. Poems published in American Poetry Review, Barn Owl Review, Hobble Creek Review, Whiskey Island, DMQ Review, Nimrod, Southern Poetry Review, Denver Quarterly, wicked alice, ArtCrimes, Harpur Palate, Gargoyle (#53), mirage period(ical), Taproot, Cleveland Slam Anthology, and others I can't remember or lost track of. Published in several Cleveland anthologies. Received two Ohio Arts Council individual fellowships and a memorable residency at Headlands Center for the Arts. Used to slam with the big boys. Live on a great lake, held in abeyance.
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i hear ya sister!
i not only don't know how to dress a field moose- i dont what it means?
i assume it is a reference to fashion available through a j. peterman catalogue.
okay- well gotta go put lipstick on a bulldog
Very carefully......
Maybe Sarah Palin should give us ladies lessons in how to "properly field-dress a moose."
Put lipstick on it.
That miserable Palin broad is driving me up a wall.
First off....never put lipstick on a moose its in bad taste. As for dressing start with hind legs and do one leg at a time. Proceed the way Gov Palin puts on her iron mesh panty hose. As for the blouse that will require a slit on the side so that it may slide easily over the antlers. Then you give the moose refuge so it isnt shot by Ms Palin with her twelve gauge penis envy shotgun........
i first read that as "field dress a mouse." that could be interesting. palin's a dipstick. and a dangerous one, methinks. nice pic, by the way:-)
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